Us men are simple creatures. If you give us something with a hole, we’ll probably fuck it at some point haha!
But as you know not all holes are created equal. If you’re into male masturbators, you’ve probably purchased one at some point.
Maybe you’ve owned a fleshlight or a tenga egg or something similar. But there exists a male sex toy above all others.
And it’s called the Lovense Max.
Simply put, this toy is extraordinary. It combines good old fashioned fucking with incredible technology that will blow your mind (figuratively and literally LOL)!
So, if you’re interested in fucking something that really feels like a pussy (without all the trouble), then this is the toy for you!
Here is my Lovense Max Review…
The Basics
Alright, lets’ go over the basics of the Lovense Max.
It looks like your normal penis sleeve or male masturbator. However, it is truly an incredible piece of technology. The team at Lovense have really outdone themselves again.
Let’s start off with the actual outer case. I much prefer it to the “flashlight” look of the fleshlight. I think it’s a lot sleeker and easier to handle (at least for my hands).
The case dimension are 9 inches in length and 2.5 inches in circumference.
Next you have the sleeve (the inside) of the Lovense Max, which really consists of three parts.
There’s a powerful vibrator near the top of the sleeve. If you’re large enough to reach up there, your head will give a super nice massage.
Not as good as a real blowjob (to be perfectly honest), but pretty darn close (and a lot less trouble too).
The actual sleeve feels nice. It kind of looks weird…like the inside of a salmon or something (like the eggs). But it is super nice.
The sleeve has a variety of textures depending on which part is hitting your shaft.
And most importantly (at least in my opinion) is the air pump design of the inside of the Lovense Max. It’s basically a system that causes the inside to expand and contract.
And this really mimics the kegel movements of a real pussy.
If you’ve ever been with a girl who practices kegel exercises, you know EXACTLY what I mean!
But if you don’t, you’re in for quite the surprise, so strap yourself in!
Here’s a quick video showing the unboxing of the Lovense Max and a tutorial on how it works:
Remote and Long Distance Features
Now as with all Lovense toys, the Max can be controlled both locally (physically via the device) and remotely using your phone.
All you need to do is download the Lovense App (works for both iPhone and Android), create a free account, and you’re good to go!
Personally, I like to control the Max with my phone as it allows much more control. Plus, you have access to A LOT more settings with the phone app.
With the phone app, you can control both the air pump settings (they have subtle, mild, and deep) and the vibration settings (low, medium, and high).
Subtle feels like you’re going nice and slow with your lady, while deep is like “balls to the walls” fucking!
As you can probably tell, I like the deep setting 🙂
Anyways, the really cool thing about the Max is also the long distance capabilities.
If you can give access to the Max’s controls to your partners through the Lovense App. As long as you both have an internet connection, she (or he) can control the toy from anywhere in the world.
Yeah, it’s pretty cool. You’ll never have a boring Skype sex session again!
But there’s MORE (cue Bill Mays voice)!
The Lovense Max was designed to be compatible with the Lovense Nora.
So, what is the Lovense Nora? Well, it’s basically a high tech vibrator.
So…what do I mean when I say the Max and Nora are compatible? Well, the toys “react” to each other when you use them (while they are synced)!
Pretty crazy, right?
For example, when you slide the Max onto your penis, the head of the Nora will rotate in response. The faster you fuck the Max (up and down), the faster and harder the Nora vibrates!
Similarly, when you move the Nora, the air pump in the Max will start pumping air (which mimics vaginal contractions). The speed of your movements dictates the strength and speed of contractions/vibrations he feels.
Here are a few videos to show you how these toys interact with each other:
Who Is This Max For?
Overall, I think the Lovense Max for a few different type of people.
First of all, it’s a great solo play toy. If you don’t want to deal with the hassle of romancing a girl, the Lovense Max is perfect for you.
Or maybe you’re lucky and a single bachelor. This is perfect for you, as it allows you to get off quick and bust a nut. It’s also great if you want to have a Pornhub marathon!
No, it’s not the same thing as a woman, but it’s pretty close (probably 80% – 90% in terms of the feel of the sleeve). However, it is far easier to deal with!
Just be sure to clean it every time you finish in it (rinse the sleeve in the sink).
If you are in a long distance relationship (LDR) or just like playing with sex toys as a couple, then the Lovense Max is also perfect. And best of all? You can both play!
You can get both the Max and Nora to play with each other when you are both physically apart. In fact, I’m willing to wager, the Max/Nora has saved a few relationships in its life!
Finally, if you’re into Virtual Reality (VR) sex you will probably have a lot of fun with the Lovense Max.
The Lovense Max can sync with the Occulus Rift, Samsung Gear VR, and other Android and iOS gear! So if you’re interested in a true “porn star” sex experience, the Max may be perfect for you!
Click here to check out more about how to use the Lovense Max in VR sex!
Pros of the Lovense Max
Overall, there are a lot of things to love about the Lovense Max:
- Air Pump System: Their patented air pump system is fucking amazing – and if that doesn’t finish you off, the vibrator inside certainly will!
- Sync with the Lovense Nora – sync this bad boy with his girlfriend (the Nora). Trust me, you’ll never have a better experience with two sex toys than this!
- Remote control capability – control it anywhere with your phone or hand over controls to your partner. Pretty amazing shit, right? 🙂
- Super sex-like experience – (without going through all the trouble of finding a girl)
- Discreet shipping: The guys (and gals) and Lovense take your privacy VERY seriously. They ship discretely and no one will know what you ordered.
Cons of the Lovense Max
- It is a little expensive ($199 at the time of writing) – but worth every single penny in my opinion! The toy is made of super high quality materials, so it’ll last for years unlike cheaper products made in China.
- Only one sleeve: The Max only has one kind of sleeve, so you can’t change it out to something else if you get tired of it. Yeah, kind of a bummer, but hopefully it’s something they are working on.
- Not the most travel friendly: Overall, the Max is a pretty big toy (I’ve seen bigger ones for sure though) – with the outer case at 9 inches in length. As a result, it’s hard to be discrete when you’re traveling through the Airport with it.
Lovense Max Review: Final Thoughts
Overall, the Lovense Max is a great toy for your collection of bedroom goodies.
It can get you off quickly with the combined power of the air pump and the vibrator. Or you can take things slow and really enjoy the pussy-like feel of the sleeve.
And if you’re into long-distance sex, you will probably enjoy the Max a lot.
So if you want to get off today, order now!